_{[Sorry, he needs a heart to feel bad about it. Ha ha... Hearts.]}

Can't blame a guy for going a little crazy with colorful clothing after being stuck in the same ol' outfit for years on end. _{[Fwip, snagging a pair of obnoxiously shiny silver jeans off the rack to check the size. Awesome, it'll fit and make him stick out like a sore thumb!]}

Housing is free, too.