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[Look, okay, have you seen the size of these keyboards lately? It's a miracle he can type on them at all.]

i was trying 2 gve shou a bath.

[Yup, that's all the explanation you're going to get, Riku.]

[Yes he has seen them. This is why he's wondering why you even bothered with texting...]

...alright. I'll be back after patrol rounds are over.

[Because if you saw the bathroom in it's current state you'd blow a gasket. That's why.]

thx riku. jus leave thm on the conter dwnstrs & ill get them ltr.

[And then about a minute later.]

O & mak sur u stay out of the bthrm until im done, ok?

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Right. Sure.

gr8t. thx riku.

[OH SHI-- BRB, HE'S GOT SOME MOPPING TO DO.]

[Well Sora, the front door opens ten minutes later... and there's the roll of paper towels. But Riku? Nope, not there whenever you get down there.]

[Which won't be for about... an hour or so. And when he finally makes it down there? It's with his arms full of sopping wet towels. At least he manages to get them into the washer without making too big of a mess?

Now where were those... aha! Paper towels! Grabbing them and whatever cleaner he can find and heading back upstairs to lock himself in the bathroom to try and get those paw prints off every possible flat surface.]

[...and guess who just happened to see them? That's riiiight. He sees Sora pass by him, eyes narrowed slightly. Three, two, one...

SPLASH! goes the bucket of water and glitter the moment Sora moves the door again. Have fun, biffle.]

[HOLY FIZZLE STICKS WHAT IN THE NAME OF MICKEY WAS THAT WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY COLD WATER AND GLITTER AND WHAT EVEN RIKU.]

[Oh. It's on now. Excuse him as he grabs the bottle of conditioner and stalks out of the bathroom.

Guess that cleaning up is just going to have to wait. Someone's looking for you, Riku~]

[Good luck finding him, Sora... All he'll find is an open book and window.]

[Oh, that's fine, Riku. You'll have to come home sometime. And when you do? He'll be waiting.

And he's totally not cleaning up that mess in the bathroom either. That's all you buddy.]

[Are you sure he will? Because there is a bed at the radio station...

but he forgot Kiryu! gasp! So of course he'll be coming home sometime, and by sometime we mean... 4am. When most everyone except the nocturnal are asleep. Sneaking in quietly from the open window, ever so stealthily.]

[Oh, he's sure. Because A. He currently has possession of your cat. B. He's currently in your house, and Light knows what he could do to it if left unsupervised for too long and C. He's your best friend, which means he knows you better than anyone else. Which means he knows you'll be coming back. It also means he knows you'll be using the window for your re-entery.

Which means as soon as you open that window? Red pain is going to spill all over you and what ever other surface it can possibly splatter onto.

Have fun cleaning that up, bro.]

[...Son of a Heartless.

Guess he's somewhat glad this room was painted red in the first place, but cleaning up the paint before it stains the floor? He is going to get you back for this.

When Sora wakes up, the entire thing will be spotless and he'll be gone again. ...but is that a red tinge to the shower and a couple towels? Oh well, at least the house is cleaner again... OR IS IT?

Have fun opening your door in the morning, because there's blue paint in that one.]

[Oh. He see's how it is. But by now he's pretty much come to the conclusion that retribution is coming. He's also pretty sure that Riku's going to try the same thing twice.

So when he wakes up that morning he spends some time moving his dresser towards the door, climbing up on the carefully and releasing the bucket, before going merrily along his way. He'll even bleach those towels for you and clean up the shower.

And when you finally get home? There's going to be blue hand prints, foot prints and ever paw prints all over the house, on basically every flat surface imaginable. And Sora? Sora will be off chilling somewhere ~~safe from your wrath~~ being a good boy.]

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